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Where do you find toy poodles? In a toy store -- where else? ***** When is a dogs tail not a dogs tail? ***** What holiday do dogs like best? ***** What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers? ***** Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? ***** If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear
a tail. ***** Why did the dog feel as frisky as a puppy? ***** Why do some of our canine friends prefer to stay home? ***** What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? ***** What is the dogs favorite city? ***** Who was the dogs all-time favorite comedian? ***** What is the height of bad manners? ***** Two men are sitting on a bench, one man saw a dog by the other man and asked if his dog bites. The man said no. So the other man reaches down to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The Man said "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite". The other man said "that's not my dog" . ***** Bud’s dog had been jumping around all day and looking good; then suddenly passed out. Bud grabbed the dog and headed for the Vet. The Vet examined the dog and exclaimed, "this dog is dead!". Bud said, "Your crazy"! That dog is only two years old and has always been healthy". The Vet said, "Well, I’ll try again". After looking over the dog for the second time, he confirmed his diagnoses, "The dog is dead." Bud couldn’t accept this, so the Vet said he could try one other thing. He went to the back room and came back with a cat. He put the cat on the dog and the cat started biting and scratching the dog—jumping from one end of the dog to the other. No response! The Vet said, "that dog is dead." Finally, Bud said "I guess your right, how much do I owe you?". The Vet said,"$325.00." "Why so much?", asked Bud. The Vet said,"$25.00 for the Exam... and $300 for the Cat scan." ***** What do you call a happy Lassie? ***** How do you catch a runaway dog? ***** It was a slow day in heaven so God telephoned Satan to see what was going on. "It’s slow here too," says Satan. "Well," God said, " I think a dog show might be fun. Let’s put on a dog show." "Sounds good," says Satan, "But why are you calling me? You’ve got all the dogs up there." "I know," answered God, "But, you’ve got all the judges down there!" ***** What is the all time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland? ***** What dog loves to take bubble baths? ***** What dogs are best for sending telegrams? ***** What terrier is like the little engine that could? ***** What dog is always good for a laugh? ***** Which dog sets a furious pace? ***** What dog is disliked by many? ***** Which dog is as warm as a blanket? ***** Which dogs speak? ***** What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title? ***** What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer? ***** 1st Mailman: A dog bit me on the leg this morning! ***** My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and
play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings. ***** A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying
down. ***** What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound? ***** A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, he's just for good luck. A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dog, she said firmly, " to find the fire hydrant." ***** What do you call a setter who can't point? ***** No Dogs Allowed. |
